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A Cad’s Guide to Apologising: Universal Apology Letter to Print and Send.

“You may well wish me to apologise, but rather than the gift of false regret — I will offer you honesty: you are an endlessly banal waste of time I could have better spent writing unanswered letters to the council or cleaning my belly button. You are to a person what a burp is to a tempest”

— Clayton Glifford, The Angry Fig


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